Some things happened in 2015 that I still don’t exactly understand. I demand answers, damn it.
Kylie Jenner Lip Rage
I get that she basically grew a new head in 2015, but so what? Has she ever actually even spoken words? There are a lot of celebs who have undergone borderline face transplants and I don’t get why everyone cares about hers so much. But also…what actually did she do?
I’m confused about things from 2015 yet this is a thing from 1865. Why the actual fuck is this a thing we’re talking about? You can keep your confederate flag, you just have to admit you’re kind of totally 100% definitely a racist.
Huh? What? Who? What? Still confused.
Taylor Swift’s Squad Overkill
I never thought I’d say this, but 2015 was the year I was finally kind of over T Swift. It was just too much. And did she ever finally stop inviting random humans on stage?
Perverted ~*~Family Values~*~
Are Josh Duggars’ wife, siblings and parents going to keep claiming he was simply led astray and it’s okay because Jesus told him to chill, or will they finally admit he’s just a big dirty creep?
Real Housewives OG’s Slipping
Nene Leakes and Vicki Gunvalson…what happened, babies? What happened to my girls? You two were my Bravo heartbeat, and now I just kind of want you both voted off the island. Vicki, you seem sad and confused and over it (CALL ME AND LET’S TALK AND BE BEST FRIENDS THOUGH). Nene, you just seem like a raging bitch.
How was Scientology basically proven to be a cult that makes people casually disappear and play musical chairs in secret prisons, and yet they still don’t pay taxes? On second thought, they better never leave because I’m not sure what I’d do with my spare time.
Chiseled CheaT Bones
I’ve been seeing people posting photos of their contoured faces for about 365 days. I still don’t get it. It just looks like you’re wearing makeup. HELP, I DON’T FEEL HIP AND COOL.
When are we going to be officially finished with this hashtag? You can be #grateful, #thankful, #fortunate #lucky. But #blessed implies that some holy deity chose you to receive something over someone else. Why may I ask, would the divine, the almighty choose you Kris Jenner to have multiple $20K Hèrmes Birkin bags? Especially when you follow that up with…#birkinparty (oh my god, I’m actually holding back vomit). Your daughter made a sex tape and you took advantage. You didn’t heal the lepers.
Deep Couch City
Where is this precious Swiffer dad and his little Swiffer cub? Are they real or just actors? I’d like to hug them and maybe try to be part of their family or something.