A few of the things currently tripping my trigger, floating my boat and baking my cookies.
Doughnuts that make me go nuts
Doughnuts from Rimini Gelato in Vail, CO. Because they only thing better than the gelato at a well-known gelato shop is the lesser-known doughnuts.
A type of art I can actually get into
Prepare yourself for your next guilty pleasure. The Art of Shade instagram account highlights the very best moments of shade from the past and present. It showcases all levels of shade, from the subtle to the blatant to the Mariah Carey.
A dash of awkward
No, I don’t love that Stacey Dash was at the Oscars. I love that (speaking of SHADE) no one laughed at her or even really acknowledged her presence even though she was standing on a golden stage in a glittery gown. No one even gave her a sympathy laugh. A full recap on her painful Oscars moment can be found here and a small example of why she’s actually the worst can be found here, here, or here.
Finally finding true love
Have you ever come across an item of clothing, took a step back, slowly brushed it with the length of your forefinger and softly whispered “shhh baby girl…I’m here now…you don’t have to be alone anymore…I’m about the wear the fuck out of you” as you basically suck it off the hanger? Yeah, my new very favorite jacket and I totally had one of those moments. We locked eyes and I’ve been floating ever since. Plus, it’s leather which is perfect timing for a summer full of rampant global warming.
The cutest metal mouth alive
THIS PUPPY HAS BRACES. Nope, sorry, be right back because I’m uncontrollably sobbing and need to collect myself.